a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

"I know who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then."
— Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass. (via foliefleur)

"Το οτι κάποιος μπορεί να μην σε αγαπά όπως θα θέλεις, δεν σημαίνει και ότι δεν σε αγαπά με όλο του το είναι.."
— (via giorgos12)